Don't Go Away Mad...Just Go Away

So, I feel my time here at Robot P0rn has come to an end. My posts are rare and my voice is a lot less passionate. Rather than doing something half-hearted and mediocre, it's best to step away gracefully and make room for someone else who has more to say in a much more entertaining fashion.

While I've enjoyed all the words I've put up and the angry bullets I can shoot out through the barrel of my writing, it would be dishonest and a discredit to all 2 of our readers for me to continue when I know it's time to move along.

Not all partnerships are meant to last, and at times a brief hiatus is in order to keep the peace, and sometimes a more permanent separation is more appropriate. Either way, I'm going to be 35 years old shortly, and I'd rather spend the short bursts of energy I have left in the pursuit of adventures still waiting for me in the company of people who appreciate whatever form of crazy I always end up bringing to the table.

In other words, life's too short to live one minute of it tolerating what doesn't make you happy.

Like I look back on all my past lovers; appreciating them for all they have taught me, the sensations they brought out, and the smiles they plastered on my face, I will look back at my brief term on this forum fondly.

Of course I won't stop writing, and I can be found out there with stories that run too long, spelling errors I missed before posting, and raging, crying, laughing, and living in a voice all my own. It just won't be here any longer.

My Governor's Ball Experience Part 3

               DAY 3

            Setlist

1.      Haim

2.      Freddie Gibbs

3.      Griz + Haim

4.      Cold War Kids

5.      Portugal the Man

6.      Foals

7.      Yeasayer

8.      The Lumineers

9.      Grizzly Bear

10.    Kanye West

My Governor's Ball Experience in 3 Parts 2

            DAY 2

          Setlist

1.      Wild Nothing

2.      Icona Pop

3.      Japandroids

4.      Fucked Up

5.      Alt J

6.      Cut Copy

7.      Kings of Leon

8.      Guns ‘n’ Roses

My Governor's Ball Experience In 3 Parts

              If I could use one word to describe my Governor’s Ball experience it would have to be….

Super Star Trek!

                Dear reader,

                                Please do not read this blog if you intend to watch, or bootleg Star Trek: Into Darkness. It contains spoilers a plenty and a lot of mushiness, and plenty of J.J. Abrams love. If none of these things interest you please stop reading right…..now.

                                                                         Sincerely,

                                                                                       The Chef & J

                                                                

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